The Parliament of Satan

The Parliament of Satan

(A Political Allegory)

By JH Sayyar

Political Record of Pak-Politicians

Satan’s Resentment

Behind Satan’ Presidential Chair:

These Golden Words are written:

My stay: in the hearts of politicians and lawyers
To switch on bribe light, to switch off divine fire

Satan’s Instructions to His Followers

Satan’s Parliaments’ Members

1. Zerachiel: The Minister of spy Department
2. Lipika: Land Record Holder
3. Thagrinus: The Minister of Confusion
4. Labezarin: The Minister of Success
5. Isda: The Minister of Food
6. Hakaneth: The Minister of Trades
7. Lethal: The Minister of Pilgrimage
8. Bozo Bobolink Speaker
9. Mathanial: The Minister of Education
10. Meririm: The Minister of Health
11. Oseny: The Minister of Cultural Affairs
12. Metatron: Overseas Minister
13. Melki: The Minister of Religious Affairs
14. Sithriel: The Minister of Railways
15. Beelzebub: Prime Minister

Satan’s First Comments on Losing:
The Universal Election

Air kissing news last night I heard!
In provinces, we lose seats, one-third!
Alas! A foul defeat, ponder over it!
Turns turtle all designs heavenly wit.
Tears float in eyes, on my cheeks fall;
In past days I soar high; now I crawl.
Sitting on the chair, my head is down
Wrinkles, sunken-eyes and my face
Lusterless, red eyes enhance grace;
With tearful eyes he uplifts his head. (10)
Heaves a long sigh, then sadly said!
I am upset, you know not Ah! Why?
Ask me! My comrades! Do not shy!
Open your ears; close your mouth
Last night I got news from the south.
Beelzebub comes to enquirer about our
Failure; in danger is my rented power.
Last year they sent, dollars, ten trillion,
Spending all we come to pavilion.
I gave you share for public reforms (20)
My report tells, you spend on charms;
Of brothel, ignoring my comrades!!
Spent dollars in the belles’ hair shades!
Scandalized Our League among mankind;
You wasted dollars; my horrible mind!
Most disturbed, alas! I cannot sleep!
The terrors of Lord in my soul creep!
My Days are counted, you know it not
Owing to it; Ah; they cancel my plot (30)
Given me in Washington I have been
I will be dismissed surely, I have seen
My poor sad heart weeps on the loss
For the next president will be a toss;
Raise comments Lucifer, but in short;
Explain in defeat, what is your part?
Listening; he speaks with pensive eyes;
My council was our party’s surmise!
The planners to whom we did award,
Funds but controlling minds is hard! (40)
Man is greedy but you cannot judge
Embezzled funds due to bitter grudge
Lucifer my adviser, issues a report,
Tells Ministers from the Lord’s court
I preside over the first session of defeat
Will be located the causes of our retreat

The Bright Curtain Falls

Satan’ Sighs rule in Hall
More upset than in Hell (50)
As hares in a green dell!
He cannot sleep all night
Hours pass in a plight!!
Recall the days gone-by
Eden glee and Eden pie!

Zerachiel’s Hearing in
Satan’s Court

The Minister of Spy, first appears
Before Satan, float in the eyes tears
Dumb, no word to explain a cause (60)
Sighs echoing in hall makes a pause
At last, he; in these words; does utter
Words melt in his mouth like butter
I bought with the funds sluts’ days
People hate me, apparently praise!
Public was fed up with my being!
Its result in Election you are seeing
My duty was to spy every Minister
All knew my deeds; I was sinister (70)
I gave you all Ok report was a lie!
I spent my funds on the sex-pie
I forgot duty with the passage of time
I fell in Sex, money and sluts’ chime
I hired a spy who imported the news!
I did not pay her five months’ dues!
I with funds built a home on beach
Ignoring my duty sat with my peach
In a year, one day duty I did perform
In remainder days, I enjoyed-charm (80)
I request, do pardon me once more
I will do duty in future like a whore!
Now Satan speaks in a thunder voice
You damage my mission and choice
You waste my labor; torture mind
I trust in abilities, not on you; blind
I change your office; stipends curtail
I provide you chances; did not avail
Now you here, but without a charge
You spoil our mission and enlarge (100)
Your lands and ladies in the towns
You do duty; sitting in the gowns
You go bastard; sit down on the seat
Lest your laxity should increase heat
Secretary prepare a paper I do sign
Defer the session bring a glass of wine

Lipika’s Hearing in Satan’s Court

The facts; I know; not in your record
I The Earth-Record Holder, was hard
To write down in the golden book;
No word to say; I have seen your look, (110)
Most horrible, but in your wary eyes
I see rebellions, my most secret spies
Face: most attacking peter eyes reveal
Nose shows attacks cannot conceal.
Tell me; why hidden from your eyes
Laberzerin’s doings you do patronize.
I omit Lipika’s doings, when I know
He is a Underworld man, I made a vow
To write his report OK to save my life
Last year you sent me to my cute wife, (120)
To Sweden he knew but none knows
Except you, but my departure shows;
To kill me; the red killers were there
God save me, was killed our mare!
My brother was killed by a gang
On the city gate, the gangsters sang
News papers and you turn a deaf ear
To it and declares it enemy trick mere
An ear-kissing news reached to you,
You call it a lie; my life full of woe (130)
My dad was slain on the city gate
killed country mom on the fixed date
My Lord, raise your eyes, see face
Eye colors change with my grace
Your listen to an Under-world tale
Of my heart; your eyes why fail?
Analyzing all the facts you ignore;
Your secretary Booby is a whore!
Listen; Zerachiel spies you all night
Hang on your office holding a kite, (140)
You know not, You are Lord spied,
Zerachiel spies; you secrets hide,
How fix Zerachiel’s deeds? My Lord
He in his pocket has my red card.
You know not; a fox in a dove face,
He his doings while talking efface
Satan says! “I know it more than you;
Why you said, “Lipika is most true!”
I chalk out plan using his second wife
My concubine to spy his short life (150)
I order her to give him death dead line
To send in grave using my concubine

Labezarin’s Hearing in
Satan’s Court

The Minister of Success, why we got,
A foul defeat on all seats that brought
Disgrace and shame for us everywhere
Tell in defeat how much is your share?
My lord, says Lebezarin, in this defeat
Zerachiel blackmails us and does meet
Our enemies at nights in a secret base,
I and my friend I recognized his face. (160)
Last night I recoded his phone-call,
I request you to hear it carefully all,
he said, “hello, sir, congratulation on
Your success due to my efforts; won
You all seats; my revenge I do take
Who did not my reward does make!
My commissions and me does ignore,
Hides from me all profits like a whore;
Hides her will from the clients in day
Get her smile price all night when gay, (180)
My dear friend I will take to you later
My heart is ill, and in graced incubator.
Ok. Send my key-money soon in eve!
If you made it late, it does me grieve;
You do not worry about your reward
I am as swift in paying like a leopard.
In future, you will with me compromise
I make you Senator your status to rise;
M bribery 100 Trillion for you I save
Like a concubine with me behave! (190)
I make you the Minister of Treasure
You and my comrades enjoy in leisure.
On Thailand beach with your cute!
According to status dollars distribute.
Keep commissions for lust you enjoy;
For sluts to play with them like a toy
To make night pleasure all money use
I feel danger now, inform my muse.”
Tell me what is your opinion about it
Transfers from hell to earth your wit (200)
We got success in fields of corruption
To change the name; a second option.
Now Satan speaks in his fearful voice.
Record my statement my urgent choice
“A new party in the state announce,
All corrupt workers we renounce1
To calm mass woman welfare s begin,
It is necessary to wash the party’s sin,
Give awards to singers and dancers,
Our voters and our lie enhancers. (210)
Give each widow a new machine,
Our workers are angry I have seen.
Homes for labors unite them again,
Say the Minister not to stop any train.
Give concession in billing deal near,
Sustain it with looted money my dear.
For workers looted money a miracle,
We win again tells us Roman oracle.
All active workers at once shoot!
To parents; give money and solute! (220)
I see our party position is very weak,
Start efforts all alliances to seek;
Unfair means; to win seats this year,
Got killers on cost for killing dear!
Take mass in confidence by fraud,
Now the mass awakes looks me hard.
Our Chief’s Murder has suspected it,
The murderer his reasons; most fit.
Time has come to change the land,
To save lives our secret traitor band (230)
Hire killers by fraud or by greed!
In all the Holy Books I do read!
Start anon income support programs:
Cute girls be in the traitors’ arms.
Corruption and sex make life long,
The deniers are completely wrong.
Enroll cutes for coming election charm,
They anon will; the opposition; harm.
Cutes will trap the rich with a hot kiss,
Suits against them in the legal office, (240)
Make speeches among public on road,
To restore faith, to lesson bribery load,
Hire men and women to show in speech
To upset opposition; public to teach,
We work; opposition blocks our way,
Think! How can our public be gay?
Give in public concubines’ sons award,
To hide corruption, bribery and fraud,
Contact workers with the help of cute,
Use the looted money all will be mute. (250)
Old cutes are hunger of hollow fame,
We know well how new cutes to tame.
My survey exposes; mass does awake,
Use senses in all matters you undertake.
In next election; use tricks to confuse
Public for votes, kill secretly who refuse.
I see; those who leave our mission,
Weakens our party without permission.
Say us goodbye, kill; not for personal rift,
In return; give all death a secret gift. (260)
I say make arrangement to flee from here,
Worship foreign Lords to settle a affair.

Thagrinus Hearing in
Satan’s Court

Satan raises eyebrows with sunken eyes,
Issues orders of the traitors’ surmise
Tell the journalists about a new program
T support poor women’s anger to calm;
Arrange for me to survey every town,
Appear before me women of the town
My aim: to judge opposition vote power,
I stay with my concubine for an hour. (270)
Distribute money among supporters,
To gain public trust; our real voters.
Tell our sacrifices for public there
Voters will support with a due share,
My words must be just mind freak
All greedy and fame hunger, do seek.
In voter zone check our potent rival
Yea! Kill him in a blast at his arrival.
Prepare in the town a rebellious band,
To crush opponents by a an iron hand; (280)
Kill innocent mercilessly on the road,
Fire while sleeping, on the news board,
A man was killed on road in Lahore,
To show sympathy, reach at his door.
Announce reward for the killed father,
Give his duty charge to his elder brother.
Listen! Carcase, says Satan, open ears,
Make a meeting at home with no fears;
Of all greedy men, young and old
Write their names in the list of gold. (290)
Issue all the Party Card at the end
Give orders all red areas to send;
To know their all dark night deeds,
In the newspapers my secretary reads.
Election is near, change wrong into right,
Send my message, switch off the light
Of corruption in all parts of the land,
Fill all empty seats Carcase, underhand,
Corrupt women appearance to be nice,
Sexy talk with them I a peaceful voice. (300)
Announce in cities a promise program
Just to crease party workers’ charm
Make a force to murder our enemies
Secretly in gloom alert them to increase
Collect rascal workers tonight at home
Award them money who aimless roam
Just promise nothing to give the all
Call all old murders on a phone call
Call for girls in forums to control mass
Give tall cheap dress, jewelry and pass (310)
Come in Assembly Hall with ladies
To attract workers just lust to increase
But put a secret camera what they do
Save their doings forever must be true

Hakaneth’s Hearing in
Satan’s Court

Hakaneth; you are the Minister of Trade
You make all night on cute girls raid
In Dubai Expo our land products none
I think, you are the sun of the gun!
Tell what you did in the last one year
Time has come to murder you my dear (320)
You scandalize party at national level
You are not a gentle man but a devil!
Satan in anger looking at Hakaneth
Say all true; do not stop his breath!
In a shameful voice Hakaneth speaks
I spent country funds on sluts’ cheeks
I gave funds in charity to defenders!
Gave a lot of party funds to the senders
Sugar, wheat and rice I stored in halls
Sell all at the high price in City Malls (330)
Fake Export Licenses I issued a lot
Against it cute women’s nights I got
I sent foods to neighbor’s countries
That is why, starvation in all cities
I distribute profit among the Ministers
All I have recorded in my registers;
Sir, in your account I sent the money
Your secretary embezzled, dear honey
She opens standard beauty Parlors
In Capital with your looted dollars (340)
Secretly I exported sugar and wheat:
Fertilizer; I hide all money in a peat
Listening to Hakaneth; Satan smiles
Put his boots in anger on the tiles!
What can I do; a pressure on my head
Generals’ demand; I am alive or dead
They loot wealth and leave the state
That is why, men and women hate!
Smuggled products in our land more
Sir, as sand on the pebbled shore! (350)
Sir, I am a dummy Minister of Trade
Thousands of dollars! I have paid!
They loot funds in the name of Defense
Sir; open your ears; revive your sense
They interfere in all country matters
They loot country, ah mass in tatters
In the next election, make a campaign
To send the defenders in the dark lane
People are fed up with high price!
Change party or change your choice (360)